Claudia Morgan wants a bloody vacation

( Sure I admire you/Sure you inspire me/But you've been not getting back so )

I swear, I'm spending this time next year on a beach in the Bahamas, so help me. No freezing weather or snow or ice for me. I'll take palm trees and sandy beaches and ringing in the new year with a mojito.

[Warded to Gretchen]

Don't make a big deal of it. I need your help.

I think I ate my weight in toffee apples. I think my stomach is going to hate me for the next year. So...just in time for the next festival.

[Warded to Gretchen/Trevor/Hanley]

There is a fucking tonne of black market wands floating around. Some look fake, some look decent. Just got an offer for a load of 'em, you want to front me? A fair split of profits or product, if you just want to go all in.

[/ward]

This is looking like a much better day than when I got up. Gotta love when that happens.

You know what's worse than having to deal with someone else's atrocious living habits? No knowing when you are going to deal with them and not! I'm looking your way Watkins! Make up your bloody mind! As much fun as surprises are finding out last minute whether or not I'm going to be making room in this tiny place for you just a little notice from now on. That or bring some better beer with you to make it up to me. That works wonders. I LIKE LAGER WATKINS, LAGER!

Merlin's balls it's boring round here tonight.

I don't think there could be a better album ever than Rubber Soul. Any time, any place, any world, any where.

All around the world, whether you are a famous celebrity, popular Quidditch star, or everyday plonker...there is one thing that brings us together. Everyone is terrified of demon babies. And, coincidently, I just happen to have one living right above me. OBVIOUSLY. That or a banshee has moved in but I'm rather certain the landlord would have rejected that application. Well, mostly certain. Maybe thirty percent?

Anyway, to make sure this thing was worth the gold I spent on it not that it was mine I want to know what the hell I'm supposed to do about this demonic presence above me. I mean, I could just silence the place but I've had several days of torment. That requires some bit of retribution I feel. And if my child (HA like hell if I ever have one) was consumed by evil forces I'd want someone to do something about it.

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